ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

• peeing after holding it in all day
• orgasms
• faking ill and getting sent back to bed 
• when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers because you’re fucking star quality
• getting a back massage
• seeing somebody you don’t like fall over
• when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation

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